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Feb. 5th, 2011

SIGNAL BOOST: PORN SUNDAY

The lovely [info]torino10154 pointed out that tomorrow is National Porn Sunday. Which is, of course, as good a reason for an impromptu porn fest as any!

LET'S DO IT!!

Jan. 15th, 2011

AWZ Top Story of 2010

Oct. 16th, 2010

This will make no sense to non-AWZ people. )

May. 27th, 2010

Fly-by giggle

Yes, yes, I know I'm really behind on that song meme. See, eighteen days is a long-term relationship for me. First I got all worried about it encroaching on my lifestyle and trying to change me, and then I started fretting that I wasn't good enough to pick the right songs, and finally I sabotaged it myself rather than going through an extended breakup. Same ol', same ol'.

And I know that I'm also behind on a RL update, but that's not happening today either. I've been in a staring contest with my client's work for the past hour now and one of us has to break.

But I did have to share two things that amuse:

One is that someone just PMed EKP and asked what frotting was. LOLOLOLOL!! I told her that we weren't up to tackling parental sex talks yet and to google. Oh, the world she'll discover!

The second is that Youtube has got me continually pegged as spam, which is annoying until they give me this:



Hope y'all are having a good day. OMG ALMOST FRIDAY!

Apr. 10th, 2010

Proof you've been in the AWZ fandom too long

I was just washing my hair with Herbal Essences shampoo and noticed the bottle said, "Get a lift in all the right places."

That should not make me dissolve into naughty giggles, should it?

Apr. 3rd, 2010

Two great tastes that taste great together

Mar. 5th, 2010

Time for some cracky fun

Dec. 30th, 2009

First I stole a panda bear...

Internet win of the day: 10 Words You Need to Stop Misspelling. I'm tempted to send this to all my clients, but I think it would just confuse them...

So that bit of genius was ganked from [personal profile] nefernat, who ganked it from Neil Gaiman, who has a really intriguing non-answer to the very last question of this interview. Hypothetically, were this to be true, I might possibly be a little unbearably giddy. Just warning ya.

P.S. Forgot to mention that I did see Statuesque the other night (Gaiman's holiday story with Bill Nighy and Amanda Palmer0. It was whimsical and charming and all, but um, I was really scratching my head there at the end. If anybody cares to explain it in comments, I'd love to hear, because I'm feeling a bit dumb.

Dec. 7th, 2009

Schooling


(from HuffPo.)

Oh, poor preacher man, having to watch the pretty boys making out.

And I bet he has a whole 'nother list on the other side, with offensive stuff like "cat people" and "vegetarians." Wow, I'm going to hell in at least a dozen ways. Anybody going to keep me company?

May. 10th, 2009

Ship this!

For Shelly and Rose (and Aldi, who's already giggled with me over it)

Just when you thought AWZ could not get any crackier... )

Jan. 27th, 2009

Canadian content

Today I promise I will not be grumpy. This will be a rant-free day!

What's put me in this good mood, you might ask?

This!

I laughed so hard I cried.

Aug. 25th, 2008

holy hell

I worked 11 hours today. GAH! Well, no, I did make a quick run to the post office ([info]goddessriss and [info]omarandjohnny, watch the post!), and I had to shower before that (really, I had to). Now my brain is incapable of doing anything but wallowing in some fic.

So what do you wallow in, when you feel the need to wallow? Got any good wallowing fic to recommend? I prefer Harry/Draco, of course, or McShep. Or a pairing in a fandom I don't normally read. I'd say I'd be open-minded but I don't think I'm capable of twisting my poor brain around Snarry or Snako tonight. Gimme some pretty! Gimme gimme!

ETA: I'm giggling like crazy over this. Apparently this gal recced the story she liked before plagiarising it. Not sure whether that takes balls or a lobotomy.

ETA WTFery: Twelve months of HBP and no frickin' Draco Malfoy? WTbloodyF? It's Faramir all over again.

Aug. 4th, 2008

A Strong Erection is a Gift from God

You've all seen the Sex In Christ website, right? Where they write about fisting and god's will? Well they have a new page (or at least one I've never seen before): Erectile Dysfunction, Viagra, and God's Will. To quote "it is the Lord’s will that we be firm, upright, long-lasting, and steadfast." Amen to that.

And apparently God loves a Brazilian wax.

(Does anybody know about the creators of this site? I'm tempted to believe it's parody, despite the admonitions that all of these things are only allowed within the sanctity of marriage etc. Just curious.)

ETA: Dr. Horrible Ponies!!!!! How cute is that?

Mar. 29th, 2008

Tonight I got this email from my ex: Anderson Cooper has been flogging the woman and Walmart story all night -- Keith Olbermann is Anderson Cooper's daddy :)*

Sometimes I honestly forget why I ever left this man!

I've been drabbling away with the [info]phoenix_flies drabble-a-thon -- the perfect antidote for my muddled muses -- but my mind seems to have just gone offline. More fun tomorrow!

G'night, kittens!

~~~~~~~

* If you missed KO's fabulous rant, watch it here.

Mar. 19th, 2008

A lesson in context: Embrace wanking!

[info]sarcastic_jo's always up for a good rant, but she's outdone herself with her latest: Snap out of it! "I'll be in my bunk" and how to use it properly.

And now, since I'm in my bunk and lacking the appropriate em context, please rec me some hot wanking fic!

Jan. 13th, 2008

And on a completely different but hilarious subject...

Cillian Murphy was voted the 2nd sexiest man in a Film Ireland survey on Irish attitudes about sex in films.

Out of many interesting things in this survey, this quote stuck out:

...when asked to list their fantasy Irish on-screen coupling, most readers voted for male on male action. Jonathan Rhys Meyers in a clinch with Colin Farrell was top fantasy, with Cillian Murphy and Colin Farrell in second place and Rhys Meyers and Murphy in third.

Amen to that!

Thanks for [info]franzi1981 for spreading the news.

Nov. 14th, 2007

Tats & Ants

I saw Eastern Promises tonight. I knew absolutely nothing about this film (other than it had a naked Viggo fight and tattoos) and was completely, utterly blown away. I can't even review it right now because my head's still reeling from it. But there was a moment somewhere in the middle where I realised I'd been completely sucked into this world on screen. That's what a film's supposed to do, and truly, it doesn't happen enough.

And however does Cronenberg manage to do "gritty" and "lush" at the same time?

Please, someone, tell me where I can find me some Kirill/Nikolai!

On a different note ...

[info]omarandjohnny posted a link to this in her journal, and it makes me giggle insanely -- Ant Muzak, when Adam Ant and the boys shop for groceries.


click the picture that I shameless stole from rachie for the video

Oct. 16th, 2007

The Impotence of Proofreading

Oh my! This guy must know my clients!

"So I got myself a spellchecker and I figured I was on sleazy street..."

Sep. 30th, 2007

Isn't he adorable?

Mick the white koala!

Look how docile he is -- my cat won't let me play with her ears that much, and this is a wild animal.

Sep. 1st, 2007

TGIF amen and amen

OK. Today. Was. Hell. Other than a 20-minute lunch break, I was editing non-stop for seven hours straight. Zee brain eet iz mush. And I got such gems as this: "As a manager, I had to learn to balance customer service with staff morality..." I was tempted to ask exactly what services were being offered, or to change it to "mortality," but in the end I was nice and boring and made the person sound competent. I hate myself sometimes.

So this entry will be even more random than usual. Just a few things that caught my eye today:

Eye candy: [info]mythicdove posted a flailingly hot Lucius picspam.

Boggle moment: Did you know that Sixteen Candles had an R rating when it was initially released in the US? (Yes, I am watching this tonight, why do you ask? Such love for Farmer Ted.)

Rats, sinking ship? Tony Snow resigns, not for health reasons, but because he can't afford to support his three children on his $168K annual salary. What do those kids eat, gold dust sprinkled on caviar? Sheesh!

Too good to be true? Gay marriage legalized in Iowa ... for about two hours. Fittingly, the Republican Leader is named Rants, and lives up to his name with this statement supporting the ban on marriage: "I can't believe this is happening in Iowa," Rants said. "I guarantee you there will be a vote on this issue come January," when the Legislature convenes. (And how badly do you think the reporter want to write "Rant rants" in that sentence?)

Snark, lovely snark: Any friends having babies? Then they'll need this. Kind of a "what not to wear" for names, it's cracking me up.

More eye candy: More Petrellicest and some big untagged broyay. Surely they know what they're doing to us! As somebody commented in ohnotheydidnt, "Bless their hearts, the Petrellis are the new hobbits."

And with that, I'm empty. Night, folks!

P.S. PRON TOMORROW!!!!

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